Well, the Federal Government is back open (for now), but not without any drama. As the House voted to reopen the government and raise the debt ceiling, the House stenographer decided it was time to tell everyone her thoughts about God, Congress, and the Freemasons.
Identified as Dianne Reidy, the stenographer somehow made it all the way to the clerk’s podium at the top of the chamber's dais, where the president delivers the State of the Union address.
"He will not be mocked, Don't touch me!" she yelled. "The greatest deception here is that this is not one nation under God. It never was. It would not have been. The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons. They go against God. You cannot serve two masters. Praise be to God. Praise be to Jesus."
Audio is below via @toddzwillich: